so i'm teaching a workshop at roedean school tomorrow.
have to say working with private school kids is soooo much better than comprehensives
THE DANGERS OF SOCIAL NETWORKING, PART THREE...
The above tweet from the Poet Laureate brought to mind that old cherry - should holders of public offices maybe think before biting the hand that feeds them???
...With apologies to 100 years of Laureates and others ...not Grantchester, I grant ya.
The church bell strikes the hour of three;
Village Sunday life lingers on
As old habits hold tenuously
And generations act as one.
Harmonious discords collide
With differences cast aside
And dust settles on common ground.
Reviews discussed; opinions formed.
'No one reads poetry anymore!'
Stagg's article adorns the floor.
'He says that woman's lost her touch...'
'I never liked her verses much.
Linguistic gymnastics; too condensed,
I liked that fellow Betjeman...
Bombs over Slough. Images in rhyme.'
Says mother adding in her chimes.
'A royal degree in rhetoric:
Parliament decrees the Laureate.
Their deeds and praises for to sing,
Versifiers and minstrels garnering
Prosaic images on feats -
Olympiads and Jubilees,
- What's left of Britain's monarchy...
Well-penned with such dexterity...'
'And now constricted syllables,'
(Sighs wistfully) 'Hardly summoned
By bells! ... 'Nor poetry in motion,'
'Or painting fears in other nations!'
To tune of youthful generations
From Gorbals rises constellations.
Raptures in laurels - condescensions,
And teens waiting on tenterhooks
for glimpse of Agard, one-legged, wry
For Nichols' breathless hurricanes
And immense, fearful imagery,
And lesser presence sits in wings
In dyslogistic solipsisms.Comprehensively she 'blatters',Slashes at life; dancing whispers.
Cheap stillettoes, echo through years
Clattering by on cobbled streets.
Ghosts of gritty tongue twisters
in drizzling rain, discarded, weep.
Lost spooling shadows cast their spell,Over tumbling lexis, and cartwheel
Verbs and syntax, heavenward soar
But at cathedral steps they fall
Darkly despair the clubs they sought
While beating institution doors,
With playful para-rhythmic mores,
So prosaically, parodying
Whose reflection now?.... The weather
Polishes the silver fields ahead
As weakened winter sun descends
- Faint owls hushing the floating woods.
And tea and honey sandwiches
Defy daily thoughts of labour
Grandchildren's voices, heard in the
Back lane, tracing wheel tracks over.
Memories of empire; vain images
Of sea fever. And topic turns
Once more Inclined to tastes and styles,
In rhyme and verse, that we who live
By honest dreams, defend the bad
...Against the worse.
BH March 12th 2012
Post script from Norbert J. Hetherington:
Twit - dedicated to the ultimate CAD
your poetry in Andrew’s motion
was a comprehensive success
like warming her pubic curls
whilst polishing a Royal crest
(a Hippocrates test)
Your piece is amusing with some nice touches and a serious concern behind it. ... I think that C.A.D. has written some very good poems over her career but I feel that she sometimes caters a bit for a predictable audience and that she, as Poet Laureate, writes too much.
ReplyDeleteAlasdair Macrae
Thanks Alasdair - Loved your review of Ane o’ Thae Beatnik Poets !
Deleteyes thats v funny
ReplyDeleteanyway off to usa tomorrow for a bit
keep me posted
Simon Sebag-Montefiore